[EXT MET - Blair, Isabel and Katy are sitting on the steps looking at the invitations, Jenny is standing next to them]. I always knew there was something! Gossip Girl: Wake up, Little Jenny. A. Hi! If you want to chat about the TV show Gossip Girl then you're in the right place. And it sucks. This season started airing on HBO Max on July 8, 2021, and a special presentation the following day on The CW. And this could be a classic. in my opinion, that's a great scene to show her vulnerability. Let me show you here, come here. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'. Two guys in one week? [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - Jenny and Dan are standing in front of a mirror, getting ready to go out]. Howie You seem upbeat this morning. Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girls Thanksgiving tradition, Im trading my laptop for Stovetop. Flowers, maybe some jewellery if she's really upset. EMERGENCY. But dry your eyes. Bula Bister - runs a small town newspaper which is more like a gossip paper than a serious news source. GG: Spotted skating at Wollman Rink: the Blair Capades. Serena was the only person in the world Blair thought she had in her corner. While others cling to the security of being part of a group. Chuck Look, easy, Sokrates. Gossip Girl: The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. Serena van der Woodsen. If you just hit "print" every single monologue will print!!! [Nate passes Serena without looking at her, Serena turns around and stares at Blair], [EXT ROOF TOP - Chuck tries to kiss Jenny against her will], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Serena finds Dan]. Comedic monologues from plays for auditions and acting practice. Top Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes. (Brad Pitt) and the sympathetic Detective Slocumb (Harvey Keitel) tries to convince the . I mean, should we talk about this? 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And if we know Chuck, hes not one to let things lie. That we're just gonna end up like our parents? Did B think S would go down without a fight? Gossip Girl: I bet youre wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Blair may be the person Serena is closest to, but all the main characters love Serena like family. Jenny Well, I heard she's living at The Palace Hotel. And its wearing kneesocks. The bitch is back. When they ended up in a fight and stopped talking, it was obvious how much they missed each other. Jenny Yeah, but mom's gone and dad's allergic to department stores. But the first day of 6th grade changed us both. GG: This just in: We hear theres a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain Blue Blood. 21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women. The American had tea. Dan Yeah, I may have slightly overbudgeted it for travel time. Dan Well, listen, I don't want to be late but you're looking great. And I would be, like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?". Description: A girl on Halloween encounters someone with a really cool and realistic costume. Blair and Serena's Gossip Girl friendship has twists and turns, rivaling some of the show's biggest plot twists for keeping fans on the edge of their seats. RELATED: The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl. But everyone knows Serena. I'm mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. Like, if I blew her off to hang out with Kyle she would be like, "Why didn't you call me back!?". And just as suddenly she's back. Jenny I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny. And when she started her monologue i didn't realize it was like a moment.. it felt so random and out of place. But I've realised. "Don't understimate that ' only you' .". [Lily leaves the room, Serena storms after her]. Chuck Yeah? I have a feeling. Rachel Berry Monologue. I've been drinking on an empty stomach. [Chuck plays with his drink, looking bored, Isabel and Katy are reading their text mesages]. This is the place to discuss the original CW show and the HBO reboot. I thought you might want to see some of your friends. There's nothing 'Gossip Girl' likes more than a good catfight. The show goes out of its way to send the message that bloodmeans little in the grand scheme of things, and the best families are the ones who are chosen, rather than those whoare forced together out of obligation. Dan 'Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The '90s'. Whos sending this debasing dish? Serena We're going to Wendells just for an hour though, I swear. I need them to make a self tape, maybe the scene in season 3 where she steals the speech from vanessa. I just think it might be good for us to take a break, you know. Tis Pity, She's A Wh*re. Gossip Girl: Its often said that, no matter the truth, people see what they want to see. Clock's ticking. Transcripts. Hey, come on, I want you to meet one of the guys in the band. It's harder to make than it looks, the good trash. Jenny This is definitely quieter but do you actually know where we're going or [Chuck leans in to kiss Jenny but she pulls away]. I don't know what beauty is. bags in hand. Excuse me while I pull out a hanky and pass it to S and D. Looks like Im not the only one who cries at weddings. Or will he end up with another victim? Who said this family wasn't cool. [INT JAPANESE RESTAURANT - Blair and Nate are having dinner]. Oh, and dad's at the gallery working late. Gossip Girl: Heres an inside tip, Little J: the faster you rise, the harder you fall. GG: Honesty may be the best policy in some ZIP codes, but not in this one. Reviewers weren't exaggerating when they calledGossip Girl"scandalous." Gossip Girl: Word is that S bailed on Bs party in under ninety seconds. Howie But you guys have been dating since kindergarden. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors. Jenny Oh my gosh, it's Serena. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair 'cause you're also entitled to tab that ass. Dan Honestly, I don't really have a problem with your appearance. Nate There is no problem. In a thrilling Episode 6 speech, Emily not only owns up to being ringarde, but . Eleanor: I'll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. I'm sorry about that. Love her or hate her, Serena certainly has some epic 1 liner quotes in gossip girl. I mean LOVE begins with you and doesn't end on you! Blair: School so I guess she's back for good. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from Bs party. Do not sell or share my personal information. I was just boarding school it's like Blair I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Jenny Ah, the invisible man returns. Serena Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for boarding school? See for yourselves: Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'? While it might not be healthy, their betrayals exemplify that Blair and Serena can get through anything. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy on the Upper East Side. Gossip Girl: Breaking News: Asher Hornsby overheard bragging that Little J swiped her V card at his register. Blair smartly says that an Ivy League school wouldn't accept two students from the same school, showing that she understands how things work, even if it seems unfair. But dry your eyes: the 'Kiss On The Lips' party is around the corner. [EXT THE PALACE HOTEL - Serena walks up to the front entrance, Nate is already waiting for her]. So what the hell. GG: Some might call this a fustercluck, but on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon. Lily Well, this party would have been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return but I guess I'll just keep the dress for myself. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. Although the kid giving the monologue might not understand all the jokes, it's all in the delivery. Jenny So that wasn't your laptop you've been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. And apparently not very sweet. Enjoy the show! And while the test is said to measure our best traits, preparing for it inevitably brings out the worst. Rufus Maybe if musicians would get off their blogs and picked up their guitars then music business would be in better shape. None Of My Friends Will, Whatever You And God Think Is Fair- Flogging, Fasting, Putting That. Is that you? "People don't tell you who you are. [INT THE HUMPHREY'S ART GALLERY - Rufus is working, Lily walks in]. I miss you. Looks like Little J didnt spread her legs after all. Nate That's it? Send me all the deets. "The Young Girl and the Monsoon" by James Ryan. Jenny Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on 'Gossip Girl'. "There were definitely trepidations in . Serena So, you're actually hiding him. Blair gets nailed by some yogurt Who said you need a silver spoon to dole out just desserts. Blair: Thanks, mom. Monologue is from CW's Gossip Girl episode 1x08 "Seventeen Candles" performed originally by Leighton Meester as Blair WaldorfActressInstagram: @SamiGotskindE. Here are some one-minute comedic monologues for kids to try: 1. She wasn't invited. That's the way things are supposed to be. Don't believe me. 'Cause I had a great day: A couple of pills, bunch of Rorschach tests they had this green jelly for lunch. Series 1: 1. Despite all of the horrible things they did to each other,they were still able to forgive each otherand proved that they really do see each other as a family at the end of the day. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: At The Palace Hotel, S and B having a heart to heart. "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine. Serena's look was modeled after Kate Moss. Erik Really? Don't forget: I know everything! Rufus Well, you are in my dreams, Lily and one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor oh, that happened! Make a donation. And here is yours. Gossip Girl. Blair explainsthat her mom has been single and heartbroken and when Serena says that she's sorry, Blair quips that she doesn't think so. All Rights Reserved, 25 Girl Monologues for Auditions and Castings, Top 25 Girl Monologues from Original Plays, Dont Leave Me Without Muffin (drama) 1 Minute. [Chuck signals Nate that they have arrived at school], [They get up, Dan is standing behind them, Chuck turns to Dan]. And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. You should try it sometimes.". Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Hmm, why so thirsty, S? His name is ugh, who cares? Rufus: Like 'Maybe I should never have left Manhatten' fine or 'Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I've ever had' fine? [Blair, Isabel and Katy walk away, Serena turns around]. The truth is, almost nobody wants to experience real nature. Gossip Girl. Diners that claim to be open 24-7. [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, she's wearing a brown dress, Eleanor enters]. You do, really. [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is dancing on the bar, holding a bottle of champagne, Nate tries to stop her]. MONOLOGUES FOR GIRLS One Sunday Afternoon by James Hagan [This lovely, if somewhat sentimental play, written in 1930, is about young love in a small Midwestern town. Looks like our resident moral compass isnt such a straight arrow after all. He tries to take his own life and you're worried it will cost you 'Mom Of The Year'? Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. This included a lot of "nonchalant fashion," which he described as "having that 'I've traveled to Europe' vibe."